i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like “if you don’t turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU” and he didn’t so i did.
i think i even complained to my mom like “you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn’t turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit” and she was like “oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you…turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚” and i was like. well that sucks i hate him
three years ago i made a fakepost about elon musk and grimes having matching oreimo avatars and everytime one of them is in the news someone reposts it believing that they actually did this lol
